May 2013
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is beautiful creatures the new twilight and if so why am i watching it help me
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Decided to watch Movie 43 thinkig ‘how bad can it be’. I was so wrong.
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Friend 1: Isn't he, like, a CFO?
Friend 2: No, he's like a D.I.C.K.
(yes, I have 2 friends)
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Faith Healing by Philip Larkin
Slowly the women file to where he stands
Upright in rimless glasses, silver hair,
Dark suit, white collar. Stewards tirelessly
Persuade them onwards to his voice and hands,
Within whose warm spring rain of loving care
Each dwells some twenty seconds. Now, dear child,
What’s wrong, the deep American voice demands,
And, scarcely pausing, goes into a prayer
Directing God...
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My roomate doesn’t know the difference between how nail polish smells and how nail polish remover smells. Ugh.